A 30-something African-American man standing outside the U.S. Capitol, talking to his wife: From slavery to this...
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Guard: I'm sorry, you can't check books out of the Library of Congress.
Visitor: But I brought my library card.
Guard: It's not that kind of library.
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Joe Biden once hit on my best friend.
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I read that since Obama won Bush has started drinking again.
Yeah, Dad, but that was in the same magazine as the three-headed alien, so it may not be too reliable.
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Wouldn't it be great to see those photographs that Malia has been taking?
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On the phone: Yeah, we got into the concert. It was great.... No, I couldn't see anything.
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This is really Delaware's year.
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Most frequent: What time are you getting in line?
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