HOW R U? B16

The Melbourne Age reports this morning that the Pope is sending mass (no pun intended) text messages to pilgrims each day of the World Youth Day festivities. Yesterday's text:

Young friend, God and his people expect much from u because u have within you the Fathers supreme gift: the Spirit of Jesus - BXVI.

Rumored possibilities for today:

HAVE U BEEN 2 MASS 2DAY?

YOUR SINS R 4GIVEN. LUV, J. XT

OMG, IM SO COLD! R WE IN SYD OR ANTARCTICA? LOL! B16

In Other News:
On the same page of the Age (no rhyme intended) is a story about a drunk driver (here the term is "drink driving", actually) whose blood alcohol percentage was .462!!! Has to be a record.