The following coversations took place between myself and two different county judges. Both are slightly humourous. Both are slightly offensive.
Convo #1:
Judge: How many kids do you have?
Me: Zero
Judge: None?!?! You better get on that... you must be what, 30, at least?
Me: No Judge, I'm 25.
Judge: Get outta here! There's no way!
Convo #2:
Judge: How long have you been married?
Me: Almost three years.
Judge: So how many kids do you have?
Me: Zero
Judge: Well there is no way that you are happy then. I don't think it's possible to be married with no kids and be happy.
Me: ......... so are you running for re-election?
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