A Second News Story You Have to Read to Believe

So, you're in the doctor's office/unemployment line/police station, and you're filling out one of those initial questionnaires -- Name, Address, Date of Birth. You get to the line for religion. What's your answer?

10 employees of the Scottish Police gave a most intriguing response...

Call me when you have the swords and interstellar travel...


That's what I'm talking about!